What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.