What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.