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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.