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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What the heck?

Who are those people up there

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What do you call a phobia of machetes?

Common sense