They both fear the wurst
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
Grant.
Because there's no rust for the wicked
No ballroom
They both were recently ironed.
Because they are the wurst.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Because they're the wurst.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
Deterrent.
Common Sense