They both fear the wurst
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Common sense.
Just take some steps to avoid them!
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
The Wurst.
They are the wurst.
Because every day is a sadder-day.
Common Sense