What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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What do you call a phobia of machetes?

Common sense

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense