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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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What do you call a phobia of machetes?

Common sense

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst