What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Wurst Jokes More Wurst Jokes

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Phobia Jokes More Phobia Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense