What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!