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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!