What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst