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Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.