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Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.