Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!