Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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What's the German super hero called?

Ale-Man

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.