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Wurst Jokes

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

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They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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He thought they had delivery service.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Leave my provolone!

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Nein Jokes More Nein Jokes

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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Phobia Jokes More Phobia Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense