Wurst Jokes

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What is Germany's favorite game?

Mein Kampf

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents