You are the wurst.
They are the wurst.
Their sausages are the wurst.
The Wurst.
Because they're the wurst.
They both fear the wurst
The WURST!
They fear the wurst!
Someone who is fed up with people.
It scares their dogs too much
Teutons.
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.
What is the national vegetable of Germany?
Because they'd Russia lot
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
The punchlines are too long.
If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again
The sausages.
Deterrent.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
Smoked Buddha.