Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl