Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.