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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"