Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.