Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"