A tree feller.
You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Raise the urinals
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
They both look good hanging from trees
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees
They're both tree fellers.
