What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.