What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

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How many people work in the Lada factory?

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.