What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry