What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon