What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.