What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily?

Amoxicillin