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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

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Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily?

Amoxicillin