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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

French Jokes More French Jokes

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace