What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz