What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!