What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first?

So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear