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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit