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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)