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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '