What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.