What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a person with no nose or body?

Nobody nose!

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie