What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!