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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.