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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?
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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?
Alright.
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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?
Matt
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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?
Triforce
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Who's there! Apple! Apple who?
Apple the door myself!
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What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?
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What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?
You take him for a drag.
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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?
A pair of legs.
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