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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.