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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

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What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY