What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.