Matt Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

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Let my peephole grow!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

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Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

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What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

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