Matt Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Who's there! Anna! Anna who?

Annather brick in the wall!