Matt Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Quadruple Amputee Jokes More Quadruple Amputee Jokes

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.