Matt Jokes

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Matt. Others:

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

By putting flowers on the grave.

Dead walkers

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

He was dyslexic.

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What's that noise?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Lycanthropee

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

I have left my Mark on Mars

Goodwill Hunting.

He Apollo-gized.

He Apollo-gized.

Matt Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

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