Matt Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Phil Jokes More Phil Jokes

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Space Mission Jokes More Space Mission Jokes

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.