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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.