What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.