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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?
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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?
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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?
Underlay! Underlay!
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