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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.