Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."