Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Because it was FeO

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why doesn't communism work in a school environment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.