Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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They are four ways you can lose your house!

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His place is a dump

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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."