Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
He lost his patience
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
His place is a dump
Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.
Nostalgia
A start.
On your Marx, get set, go!
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.