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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.