Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.