Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Brexit
Miss Carriage
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Nostalgia
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Because property is theft.
He pities the fool.
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
