Marx Jokes

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

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