Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
Because property is theft.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Full Marx
On your Marx, get set, go!
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Cuz they were stalin'!
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Because everyone there hates integration.
Camenbert
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
Te-quil-a
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
Because all proper tea is theft.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
By school buzz!
