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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What do you call a red lemon?

A Lenin.)

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Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

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What's black and white all over and difficult?

An exam paper!

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx