Score Jokes

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

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How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

What did the bumble bee striker say?

Hive scored!