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How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

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What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

What country is ill?

Germany.

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What did the bumble bee striker say?

Hive scored!

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper