How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What did the bumble bee striker say?

Hive scored!

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper