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How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal