Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)