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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit