Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!