What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.