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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.