What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.