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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!