What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.