What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!