Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

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What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.