Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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You let it sink in.

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You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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They both like to crack open a cold one

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Because he didn't drywall.

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No whey...

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When the door is open!

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This guy!!!

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Miss ewe!

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

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They are powered by turban engines.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.