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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor