Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge...

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?