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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.