Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why do warriors make bad business men?

They charge too much!

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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

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Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor