What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

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How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!