What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...