What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.