What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

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Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother