Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!