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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920