Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920