Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.