What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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You get to meet new people everyday.

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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!