What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

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What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to