What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.