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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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They work on so many levels

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to