What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

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He took his wife for granite.

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!