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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.