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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

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Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.