Switzerland Jokes

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

What are the advantages to living in Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What's so good about living in Switzerland?

Not sure but the flag's a big plus.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

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What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus.

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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She was feelin' the Bern!

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Working people's wallets.

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I love ewe!

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They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field