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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.