Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
He wanted a Trigger warning.
A Fall Out Boy.
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because they're hill-areas!
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.
Poke 'em on.
To get to the other side.