Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
It must have fallen through a crack.
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
A cry for Alp!
Stop peaking at me.
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Because he said Punch's line.
Poke 'em on!
Sleighs 'em