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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!