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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What's so good about living in Switzerland?

Not sure but the flag's a big plus.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.