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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!