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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.