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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!