What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What do you call two Mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.