What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.