Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.