Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes