Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.