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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies