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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.