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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes