Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart