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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.