Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.