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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?
They couldn't get his bonepart
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
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What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?
His horse Marengo
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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?
They couldn't get his bonepart
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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?
One I say one.
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