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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.