Napoleon Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

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A Waterloo

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.