Napoleon Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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STARbucks.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.