Napoleon Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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In their sleevies.

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

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Some people are against shooting guns.

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None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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Infidel Castro

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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You can't here a vitamin.

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