Napoleon Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Nyetflix.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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I dunno. Ask the kids.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Terraformal wear.

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They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

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They never got a reaction out of him.

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!