Napoleon Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

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What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.