He didn't have any ligaments
His horse Marengo
Tsar Napoleon.
It's too complex
In his sleevies
They couldn't get his bonepart
Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
One is a Bonaparte from the other.
Ouiiiiiiii!
A Waterloo
His armies!
He needed more Elba room.
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
For his armies
In his sleevies.
Holding the pig together.
STARbucks.
3 days by panzer
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
I hate tons of stuff.
I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.
He was un hoppy!
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Napoleon Blownapart!
The punch line.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Dans un bon-apartement.