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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies.