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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!