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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

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Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies