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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession