Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

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Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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How do you say Vaseline in German?

Vienerslidein

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What's a Michigander?

An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.