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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.