Because her boyfriend was going in.
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Komm, Sean!
One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.
Her boyfriend was stoned.
Yes but we cantaloupe.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.