Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...