Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!