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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

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Which one is the Irishman?

The one on the motorbike.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair?

Because Sean Combs.