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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

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What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair?

Because Sean Combs.