How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair?

Because Sean Combs.