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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say bra in German?

Dashud sthapem from flappen

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.