Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What do Germans call their own EasyMac?

Mein Kraft

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

You can't!

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.