Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

A conundrum

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.