Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

What do you call a blind german guy?

A not see.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

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A bat.

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A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.