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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.