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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.