Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums