Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!