Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.