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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

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What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.