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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.