Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen