What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks