Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!