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Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle