Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.