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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...