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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter!. Ill show myself out.