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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.