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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!