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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.