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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Technique Jokes More Technique Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!