What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

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What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates