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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates