What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!