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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

Prime Mate Jokes More Prime Mate Jokes

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!