What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke