What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!