Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.