Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2