Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.