Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Prime mates
You're a prime mate!
His prime-mate!
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Nothing. We're on reddit
The jury store
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
It wanted to have a good tine.
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
To draw the curtains!
The Apey-cees!
Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...
Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
They go on their honeymoooooon!
Nothing because I'm a good parent.
