April Sale - 20% Off

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Prime Mate Jokes More Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.