Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Who said talk is cheap
Ball bearings and stick shift.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Tell her she's pregnant.
Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!
A BABOOM!
Prime mates
You're a prime mate!
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
