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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written