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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being