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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Prime Mate Jokes More Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes?

A historepost.