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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.