Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.