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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What kind of cheese?

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He had no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.