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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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Presence.

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Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Ommm' lettes!

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With zen diagrams!

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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Because he is an x-boxer

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.