Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.