Buddhist Monk Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Transcend Jokes More Transcend Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

Subway Sandwich Jokes More Subway Sandwich Jokes

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns