Buddhist Monk Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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He had no attachments.

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.