Buddhist Monk Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Subway Sandwich Jokes More Subway Sandwich Jokes

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading