Buddhist Monk Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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Extra virgin oil

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Make me one with everything*

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

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Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!