Buddhist Monk Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Compare Jokes More Compare Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Transcend Jokes More Transcend Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Pizza Guy Jokes More Pizza Guy Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B