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Buddhist Monk Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Birthday Card Jokes More Birthday Card Jokes

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How to keep a reader in suspense?

Removed

What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

Removed

Transcend Jokes More Transcend Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.