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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Resign Jokes More Resign Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.