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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

Resign Jokes More Resign Jokes

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.