Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money