Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.