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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!