Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

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What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.